Saturday, November 18, 2006

IF(!?!) OJ did it

Newsflash: He aint gonna get the chance to tell us.

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The good news for him is that now he will have plenty of time on his hands to do what he said he was going to do years ago: spend all his energy and resources seeking out the real killer. "

Not Guilty!Years after the "Trial of the Century", OJ Simpson has come clean. Happy Holidays from OJ

Sort of.

In a new book and upcoming TV Interview by "If I did it" Publisher Judith Regan (set to air Nov 27 & 29on Fox, the model of tasteful, quality programming), The Juice tells us exactly how he did it, if he had done it, which he says he didn't.

Uh-huh.

Since Simpson was aquitted of the murder (though found responsible in the civil case), he cannot be tried on the murder charge in the state of California. We're hoping that a Federal prosecutor out there is watching, and perhaps he can be prosecuted in the same manner as the murderers of Civil Rights workers were prosecuted years after the events on Federal Civil Rights charges.

Would it surpise you to know that this is actually OJ's SECOND book about the crime? In February of 1995, in the middle of his trial, OJ published "I Want to Tell You". An Amazon.com review of the book puts it best:
"The killer tells us about his glory days as a football player and his "wonderful" life with poor Nicole, conveniently omitting his no contest plea to spousal abuse and eschewing references to the 8 times Nicole called the police to settle their domestic disputes. But the most glaring omission in this trashy, exploitive book is a confession"
and now we have that part too.

Helpful links:

  • OJTrial.com
  • Famous Trials: OJ Simpson
  • Wikipedia entry on the trial
  • Court TV
  • Goldman wants to own OJ's face
  • Celebrity Mugshots
  • OJ Find Real Killer (theOnion.com)
  • The OJ Trial if written by Suess
  • 1 Comments:

    At Monday, November 20, 2006 5:45:00 PM, Blogger Mighty Mojo said...

    You're so funny...!
    If... ha ha... if...

     

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